Charlie Sheen, Thom Yorke, Pat Sajak and a Crazy Lady In a Car Shop

Posted 2/26/2011 at 11:00 am by Adam Tod Brown

Did the tedious grind of your work week cock block your quality time with the internet? Feeling hopelessly out of touch with the ever changing TSJ landscape as a result? If so, you’ve come to the right place. This Week in TSJ History is our weekend roundup of the best moments from the last seven days on TheSmokingJacket.com.

Monday

We kicked the week off by spending a night with Charlie Sheen. This Choose Your Own Adventure tale had more alternate endings than a special edition DVD. One of those ending included Two and Half Men being canceled due to Charlie Sheen’s antics, which totally happened this week. Does that mean we’re psychic? Yes. It does.A Michigan man made a bad joke into a bad YouTube video. Now, he’s facing 20 years in prison. Looks like the joke is on him!Girlwatcher dreamed of what might have been by taking a look at a bunch of sexy celebs in Wonder Woman costumes.When the financial going gets tough, the Brits get boning. At least that’s what the statistics imply.Jessica Vaugn interviewed Kimberly Heart in the latest installment of Girl on Girl.Speaking of sexy women, have you seen Tiffany Habib? If not, you should check her out now.

Tuesday

Stuff You Should Know was on its grind with a feature all about hustling, as told by the legendary Titanic Thompson.Oh, there was a new Radiohead album released. Have you heard about that?A few lucky readers won the single greatest prize we’ve ever awarded on TSJ…bacon cologne.The insanely gorgeous Kelly Brook is featured in a new ad campaign for Lynx Deodorant. That’s like Axe for wacky foreigners, in case you’ve never heard of it.So egg yolk swapping is apparently a sexy-time activity in Japan. No surprise there.Going to Mardi Gras this year? Don’t go unprepared. Pick up these five essential purchases and maybe you can avoid becoming a New Orleans crime statistic!

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

The Readers Speak!

Hey, look at this! It’s a new feature of This Week In TSJ History starring you, the readers!

All week, we’ve been asking for your input on topics ranging from sex during a recession to ill-advised YouTube videos to sad members of KISS. Here’s what you had to say about it all!

Scott S. – Because he found out that you’d been calling him Peter Criss when he’s CLEARLY Ace Frehley! (It’s true, we mistakenly identified the man in the picture as Peter Criss at first. In our defense, it only happened because we’re remarkably lazy at researching information.)

Rod – Because you got his name wrong…Peter Chris is the drummer. That would be Ace Freely, the guitar player. Peter Played the drums! So yeah, that would make him pretty sad!!! (We did do a bit of research here, though. Turns out there is nobody named Peter CHRIS or Ace FREELY in the band at all.)

Steven – He bummed because he’s really not Ace Frehley, and much like the real Ace Frehley, nobody seems to care about him. There’s an entire group of guys dressed up like KISS (including this dude) that walk around Las Vegas (on Fremont Street as well as The Strip) posing with tourists for tips. A lot of these guys moved out to Vegas in the last year after the crackdown on costumed characters in Hollywood. (Well that’s fascinating! And a sad way to make a living!)

Jason – “Margaritas so good, Hitler would step over dead Jews to get one!”

Tony Y – I can’t believe anyone was offended by making fun of a bunch of nutjobs that killed themselves over 30 years ago. Of course the lady who was upset had a hyphenated last name. I can’t wait until all the Boomers die. The world will be better without them.

ifyouseekamy – you guys are SICK! it was never the intention for hacienda to offend anyone… and you are blowing it way out of proportion. you should not even be allowed to make such crude statements using the hacienda logo! still i hope you get only the karma you deserve in life. and maybe next time you go to haci you’ll choke on one a margarita! how’s that for your poke at their advertising! (Yeah? Well at least we didn’t name ourselves after a shitty Britney Spears song!)

g- this guy just entered a world of pain and he deserves more then 20 years in jail just so he can be made an example of. after reading those lyrics there is noting funny to me about them and its; in my book aimed at kids…. I hope Evan meets lots of people like me in jail but I think the cops will keep him in the snitch and bit@! section. I have no heart for those who try to poisen the kids they are our future (Great point, g. On a related note, we hope you won’t be teaching those kids how to spell, or our future is a dim one indeed.)

Joe J Banana – If this is the case, there’s a lot of big name celebs that should be in jail. Some for just making a movie. So, this means everything on TV is REAL? And what about TSA feeling out children and making child porn? That’s different some how? (Now THIS guy knows how to pick a username! Take notes, ifyouseekamy.)

Anti-hysteria – Did “G” happen to notice that there are no kids reading or listening to the gentleman’s lyrics or songs? Evan is not having the dastardly and evil influence ascribed to him in what is a passionate and perhaps contradictory advocacy of abuse and implied rape. Curious, by the way, is that in that diatribe for what “G” believes to be justice, he insults as snitches and bitches (it’s okay to spell out the word) those who provide evidence against criminals. (It’s okay to spell out curse words, indeed. We do it all the gosh darn time!)

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