We aren’t often fans of Gwyneth’s life tips. It seems a bit much to be told about your work-life balance by a multi-millionaire but this is the sort of life coaching that we can whole-heartedly endorse.
Gwyneth told The Mirror, “I always have a Guinness before an awards ceremony. Guinness is my favourite beer. And there are two other things, blush and a girdle.”
So that’s why we didn’t get invited to the Academy Awards, we didn’t drink enough Guinness beforehand and we weren’t wearing our giant Bridget Jones-style control knickers. Well if that is what it takes to get a ticket, then that is what we will do.
Guinness and Gwyneth does seem like a bit of an unlikely combination to us though, shouldn’t she be drinking macrobiotic camel juice and freshly squeezed potato milk?
Maybe she has been driven to drink after filming her second appearance on Glee. We know that if we were that close to Matthew Morrison and we weren’t allowed to pounce on him we would need a drink too, and possibly a restraining order.
