Yes, the latest celebrity woe is goat rage. Poor innocent goats have become the tragic pawns in a war between Roseanne (star of the sit-com Roseanne) and her neighbours.
Roseanne, who lives in Hawaii, has filled for a restraining order against her neighbours claiming that the couple have hated her since she moved in.
The documents claim that the neighbours allegedly threatened Roseanne with guns. Even worse the may have shot her goats.
Roseanne claims that one morning she found two of her four goats had been killed and that shortly afterwards her neighbour told Roseanne's son-in-law, "That's what happens when you piss people off."
No, that’s what happens when you live near mad people with guns.
The comic actress wants to ban the couple from going anywhere near her property, in a move to foil any future goat murdering plans we assume.
It all sounds properly mad; can someone please commission a fly on the wall TV show about this please? Throw in something to do with weddings and it will big a huge hit. My Big Fat Goat Wedding? Oh no, My Big Fat Goat Funeral. We'd definitely watch that.
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